“Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas light on.' game.Topics: Quotes about Facebook Status, Quotes about It Is What It Is, Quotes about Shit HappensShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.#Facebook, #Facebook Status, #Forget You
Watch your thoughts, they become words. Watch your words, they become actions. Watch your actions,...#Facebook Status
Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...#Facebook Status, #Food, #Reality
That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...#Anxiety, #Facebook Status
Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...#It Is What It Is, #Shit Happens
In life you need one thing to survive: The ability to realize shit happens. You...#Get Over It, #It Is What It Is, #Letting Go
When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about...#Facebook Status, #It Is What It Is, #Leave Me Alone
