“Yawning is like our bodies way of saying 15% battery left.Topics: Quotes about Facebook StatusShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Facebook Status
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to see a...#Drugs, #Facebook Status, #Medicine
Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...#Facebook Status, #It Is What It Is, #Shit Happens
Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie,...#Facebook Status, #Lies
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