That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.

Topics: Facebook Quotes, Facebook Status Quotes

They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent...

They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent...

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...

Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...

Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...

Awkwardly standing there, as your friend is talking to someone you don't know.

Awkwardly standing there, as your friend is talking to someone you don't know.

I hate having family as friends on Facebook. It makes me think twice about what...

I hate having family as friends on Facebook. It makes me think twice about what...

That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.

That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.

If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.

If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.

My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...

My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what...

Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what...

Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they...

Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they...

Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.

Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...

If you're really 'just done', unfriend and block him. Don't play cat-and-mouse with pseudo-mysterious statuses.

If you're really 'just done', unfriend and block him. Don't play cat-and-mouse with pseudo-mysterious statuses.

A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped...

A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped...

When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk...

When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk...

Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in...

Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in...

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a picture that makes her look...

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a picture that makes her look...

When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I...

When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I...

Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...

Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...