TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like...#Facebook Status
Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...#Facebook Status, #Food
Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...#Animals, #Cruelty, #Facebook
A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.#Facebook, #Facebook Status, #Feelings
Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your...#Actions, #Being Single, #Facebook Status
If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.#Advice, #Facebook Status, #Movies
They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...#Facebook Status, #Silly
Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...#Annoying People, #Facebook, #Facebook Status
Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...#Dieting, #Facebook Status, #Girl
