If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...#Complicated Relationship, #Facebook, #Facebook Status
Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'#Complicated Relationship, #Facebook, #Facebook Status
TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like...#Facebook Status
Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...#Facebook Status, #Food
Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...#Animals, #Cruelty, #Facebook
A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.#Facebook, #Facebook Status, #Feelings
Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...#Facebook, #Facebook Status