So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!
I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!
Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.
You see my eyes huh? Roll em!
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...
Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...
Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
It don't fucking matter!