I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
Get off Facebook while in church.
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
Both ya'll niggas!
It's about to go down.
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...
Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...
I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
Sex is great for stress
Hey, is this your boy?
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
It don't fucking matter!
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!
This shit just got real!
You see my eyes huh? Roll em!
How the hell do you wake up dead?
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...