I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.

Quote by Kevin Hart

Topics: Kevin Hart Quotes

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

Get off Facebook while in church.

Get off Facebook while in church.

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Both ya'll niggas!

Both ya'll niggas!

It's about to go down.

It's about to go down.

Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...

Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...

I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...

Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.

Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.

The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!

The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!

Sex is great for stress

Sex is great for stress

Hey, is this your boy?

Hey, is this your boy?

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

It don't fucking matter!

It don't fucking matter!

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

This shit just got real!

This shit just got real!

You see my eyes huh? Roll em!

You see my eyes huh? Roll em!

How the hell do you wake up dead?

How the hell do you wake up dead?

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...