I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...
Bitch, we are at 7/11!
These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...
Sex is great for stress
Oh my god noooooo...
This shit just got real!
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
Pineapples! I wanna go home.