There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Quote by Will Rogers
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
All I know is what I read in the papers
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...