America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

She is the first head of government in history to give a whole country its...

She is the first head of government in history to give a whole country its...

The government is neither a monolith nor simply the public interest personified.

The government is neither a monolith nor simply the public interest personified.