Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely
Quote by Will Rogers
I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...
The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...
All I know is what I read in the papers
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...
You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in...
That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are...
The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for...