Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely
Quote by Will Rogers
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
Never miss a chance to shut up
For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...
Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...