People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...
I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.