People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

Quote by Will Rogers

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I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Many people use their youth to make their old age miserable.

Many people use their youth to make their old age miserable.

One day the factory sports coach, who was very strict, pointed at four boys, including...

One day the factory sports coach, who was very strict, pointed at four boys, including...