As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run I ever saw.
Quote by Will Rogers
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...
Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...