As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run I ever saw.
Quote by Will Rogers
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...
So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...
Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...
Politics is applesauce.
Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
By refusing to implement the womens contracting program and repeatedly failing to meet required contracting...