As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run I ever saw.
Quote by Will Rogers
I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...
I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.
I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that...
Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand,...