When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Will Rogers Quotes

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun.

My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun.