If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Politics is applesauce.

Politics is applesauce.

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so wisdom...

Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so wisdom...

Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.

Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.

Whenever you're sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a...

Whenever you're sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a...