If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
Quote by Will Rogers
I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...
Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.