If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
Quote by Will Rogers
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...
I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...
All I know is what I read in the papers
A fool and his money are soon elected.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...
There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty, that makes human nature rise above itself, in...
It is surmounting difficulties that makes heroes.