A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason why he shouldn't always have plenty of money.
Quote by Will Rogers
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...
If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...
I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...
All I know is what I read in the papers
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.