A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason why he shouldn't always have plenty of money.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Conservative Quotes, Money Quotes

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...