Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Government Quotes

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.