Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Government Quotes

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

Politics is applesauce.

Politics is applesauce.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

I left our home to work on a movie, and while I was away, my...

I left our home to work on a movie, and while I was away, my...

Scriptwriting [for film] is the toughest part of the whole racket . . . the...

Scriptwriting [for film] is the toughest part of the whole racket . . . the...