Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Congress in session is Congress on public exhibition, whilst Congress in its committee-rooms is Congress...

Congress in session is Congress on public exhibition, whilst Congress in its committee-rooms is Congress...

Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended-not very well. They understood that if...

Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended-not very well. They understood that if...