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Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

Never miss a chance to shut up

Never miss a chance to shut up

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having...

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having...

We grow old more through indolence, than through age.

We grow old more through indolence, than through age.

If I seem to take part in politics, it is only because politics encircles us...

If I seem to take part in politics, it is only because politics encircles us...