Reality continues to ruin my life.

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Life Quotes

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...

The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...

Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...

Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...

Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long...

Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long...

Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them,...

Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them,...