Reality continues to ruin my life.
Quote by Bill Watterson
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
A real job is a job you hate.
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...
Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.