That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
Quote by Bill Watterson
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I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
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The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...