That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Happiness Quotes

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...

I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...

The problem with people is that they're only human.

The problem with people is that they're only human.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...