That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Happiness Quotes

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.