I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
Quote by Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson Quotes
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...
The problem with people is that they're only human.
I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...
I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.