I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Bill Watterson Quotes

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

A real job is a job you hate.

A real job is a job you hate.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...