The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Quote by Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson Quotes
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...
I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...
A real job is a job you hate.
Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...
Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...
Genius is never understood in its own time.
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
Idleness does drive me crazy, but I'd rather read or write than do anything just...
The soul is made for action, and cannot rest till it be employed. Idleness is...
Be not solitary, be not idle
Patience is being friends with Time.