The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Quote by Bill Watterson

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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...

Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

The problem with people is that they're only human.

The problem with people is that they're only human.

You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.

You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.

A sensible person is one who has a sensitive nature towards all living creatures and...

A sensible person is one who has a sensitive nature towards all living creatures and...

People's hearts are like wild animals. They attach their selves to those that love and...

People's hearts are like wild animals. They attach their selves to those that love and...