Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Mothers Quotes

A real job is a job you hate.

A real job is a job you hate.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...

Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

In Hollywood today, it's cool for guys to wear nail polish and earrings in their...

In Hollywood today, it's cool for guys to wear nail polish and earrings in their...

Where I come from it was really unheard of to be at a party and...

Where I come from it was really unheard of to be at a party and...