Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Bill Watterson Quotes

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...

I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.