Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!
Quote by Bill Watterson
The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...
I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
The problem with people is that they're only human.
The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.