Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Work Quotes

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

A real job is a job you hate.

A real job is a job you hate.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Rather be dead than cool.

Rather be dead than cool.

I've never been cool - and I don't care.

I've never been cool - and I don't care.