Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Work Quotes

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

The problem with people is that they're only human.

The problem with people is that they're only human.

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...

The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

I bet MySpace and Google+ are in a bar somewhere, drinking away their sorrows.

I bet MySpace and Google+ are in a bar somewhere, drinking away their sorrows.

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole...

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole...