Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Funny Quotes, Snow Quotes

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

A real job is a job you hate.

A real job is a job you hate.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...

That song, for me, is about drugs and alcohol and loss and love. It's about...

That song, for me, is about drugs and alcohol and loss and love. It's about...

Life wastes itself while we are preparing to live.

Life wastes itself while we are preparing to live.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.