Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Funny Quotes, Snow Quotes

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

I fought a killer and didnt even smudge my makeup.

I fought a killer and didnt even smudge my makeup.

Any film which views the darker side of life, which is death with a sense...

Any film which views the darker side of life, which is death with a sense...