The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
Quote by Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson Quotes
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...
By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...
If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
The problem with people is that they're only human.
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
Genius is never understood in its own time.
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...