You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor that will be the strongest, and that will transmit itself. Rather then trying to find out what the latest trend is, you should draw what…
Quote by Bill Watterson
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...
That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
The problem with people is that they're only human.
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...
A real job is a job you hate.
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
Do not brood over your past mistakes and failures as this will only fill your...
Life is to be lived, not controlled, and humanity is won by continuing to play...