If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Life Quotes

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

The problem with people is that they're only human.

The problem with people is that they're only human.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.