I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Quote by Bill Watterson

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I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...

Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

Wonder is the beginning of wisdom

Wonder is the beginning of wisdom

My heart is a gypsy - continuously searching for a home, fighting within itself, wondering...

My heart is a gypsy - continuously searching for a home, fighting within itself, wondering...

Throughout my life, I've always been afraid of losing people I love. Sometimes I wonder,...

Throughout my life, I've always been afraid of losing people I love. Sometimes I wonder,...