Mothers are the necessity of invention.
Quote by Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson Quotes
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...
So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...
Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...
The problem with people is that they're only human.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...
Genius is never understood in its own time.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...