I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak.
Quote by Bill Watterson
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...
Genius is never understood in its own time.
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...
I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.