Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.
Quote by Bill Watterson
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Genius is never understood in its own time.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...
Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
A real job is a job you hate.
Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!
It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.