Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Wonder Quotes

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...

Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create...

It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Your distress about life might mean you have been living for the wrong reason, not...

Your distress about life might mean you have been living for the wrong reason, not...