We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Quote by Bill Watterson

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I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...

The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.