We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Quote by Bill Watterson

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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Idleness is the only refuge of weak minds, and the holiday of fools

Idleness is the only refuge of weak minds, and the holiday of fools

Time and money spent in helping men do more for themselves is far better than...

Time and money spent in helping men do more for themselves is far better than...