One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Quote by George Carlin
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that...
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that...
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Religion is just mind control.
Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror
Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticide grain, For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain....
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're...
If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next...
Always do whatever's next.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad...
People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people...
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...
If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
Electricity, the peril the wind sings to in the wires on a gray day.
Faith is like electricity. You can't see it, but you can see the light.
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter...
Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...