Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I accept.
Quote by George Carlin
Topics:
Humor Quotes
,
Lies Quotes
,
Truth Quotes
Related Quotes
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
This is a little prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess...
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait...
Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony...
I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School...
When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for...
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad...
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...
Religion is just mind control.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider...
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
You study, you learn, but you guard the original naivete. It has to be within...
Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...
Supreme art is a traditional statement of certain heroic and religious truth, passed on from...
