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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
#Electricity
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#Funny
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people...
#God
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
#God
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
#Truth
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
#Drink
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#Funny
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
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#Life
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...
#Religion
This is a little prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess...
#Religion
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
#Life
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
#Funny
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
#Funny
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
#Funny
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of...
#Smile
What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30...
#Life
People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people...
#Desperation
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#Thinking
Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony...
#Money
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough...
#Money
If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next...
#Movies
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