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Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

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Electricity is really just organized lightning.

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people...

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people...

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of...

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of...

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

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The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

This is a little prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess...

This is a little prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess...

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next...

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next...

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I...

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I...

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone...

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone...

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told...

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told...

What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30...

What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30...