I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

Quote by Orson Welles

Topics: Funny Quotes, God Quotes

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.

Hollywood is the only industry, even taking in soup companies, which does not have laboratories...

Hollywood is the only industry, even taking in soup companies, which does not have laboratories...

Ecstasy is not really part of the scene we can do on celluloid.

Ecstasy is not really part of the scene we can do on celluloid.

Nobody who takes on anything big and tough can afford to be modest.

Nobody who takes on anything big and tough can afford to be modest.

I have a great love and respect for religion, great love and respect for atheism....

I have a great love and respect for religion, great love and respect for atheism....

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

I haven't seen you in a while, yet I often imagine all your expressions. I...

I haven't seen you in a while, yet I often imagine all your expressions. I...

I want to give the audience a hint of a scene. No more than that....

I want to give the audience a hint of a scene. No more than that....

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when called upon to act...

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when called upon to act...

I passionately hate the idea of being with it; I think an artist has always...

I passionately hate the idea of being with it; I think an artist has always...

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.

If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your...

If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your...

I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.

I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.

Gluttony is not a secret vice.

Gluttony is not a secret vice.

Nobody gets justice. People only get good luck or bad luck.

Nobody gets justice. People only get good luck or bad luck.

Fake is as old as the Eden tree.

Fake is as old as the Eden tree.

Create your own visual style... let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for...

Create your own visual style... let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for...

When you are down and out something always turns up - and it is usually...

When you are down and out something always turns up - and it is usually...

I believe in the brotherhood of all men, but I don't believe in wasting brotherhood...

I believe in the brotherhood of all men, but I don't believe in wasting brotherhood...

We would all go down... together...

We would all go down... together...

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.