I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Quote by George Carlin
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I...
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told...
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to...
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will...
Religion is just mind control
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...
Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice?'
If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror
I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it
Religion is just mind control.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if...
A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.