I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

Quote by George Carlin

Topics: Church Quotes, Nations Quotes, Separation Quotes

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people...

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people...

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next...

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next...

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind...

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice?'

Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice?'

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good...

I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good...

I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of...

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of...

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're...

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're...

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

Think off-center.

Think off-center.

The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I...

The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I...

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All...

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All...

READING, n. The general body of what one reads. In our country it consists, as...

READING, n. The general body of what one reads. In our country it consists, as...

It takes little talent to see what lies under one's nose, a good deal to...

It takes little talent to see what lies under one's nose, a good deal to...

Truth cannot afford to be tolerant where it faces positive evil.

Truth cannot afford to be tolerant where it faces positive evil.