I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

Quote by George Carlin

Topics: Church Quotes, Nations Quotes, Separation Quotes

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I...

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I...

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told...

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told...

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to...

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to...

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will...

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will...

Religion is just mind control

Religion is just mind control

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice?'

Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice?'

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror

I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it

I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it

Religion is just mind control.

Religion is just mind control.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if...

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if...

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.