You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when I get back.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
This shit just got real!
Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.
I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
Bitch, we are at 7/11!
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
Sex is great for stress
I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...