You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when I get back.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...
How the hell do you wake up dead?
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...
Hey, is this your boy?
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...