Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

Quote by John Ratzenberger

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But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast,...

But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast,...

I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.

I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.

I always played a soldier, sailor, or policemen.

I always played a soldier, sailor, or policemen.

Before 1972, no actors got residuals. They just got paid. No residuals.

Before 1972, no actors got residuals. They just got paid. No residuals.

There are technologies you couldn't predict at all when I started.

There are technologies you couldn't predict at all when I started.

So many people aren't ready for Hollywood - professionally or practically.

So many people aren't ready for Hollywood - professionally or practically.

It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the...

It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the...

They need to be re-supplied with energy, and that energy comes from asking not what...

They need to be re-supplied with energy, and that energy comes from asking not what...

I'd never been to acting school, so I never thought I'd get this far.

I'd never been to acting school, so I never thought I'd get this far.

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

You'll be tested every single day. You'll be tested every single day.

You'll be tested every single day. You'll be tested every single day.

From what I can see, too many kids don't learn pride in their country anymore.

From what I can see, too many kids don't learn pride in their country anymore.

The pollution they produce, market, sell, and show to billions around the world is at...

The pollution they produce, market, sell, and show to billions around the world is at...

To them, the real United States is just flyover country.

To them, the real United States is just flyover country.

The last thing on my mind was to be an actor, but I had a...

The last thing on my mind was to be an actor, but I had a...

I started improvising the Cliff character, based on someone I grew up with.

I started improvising the Cliff character, based on someone I grew up with.

I've turned down projects based on raunchiness before.

I've turned down projects based on raunchiness before.

So many actors have sheer guts, will, and determination; they just need some preparation.

So many actors have sheer guts, will, and determination; they just need some preparation.

Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.

Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.

I come from Bridgeport, Connecticut and have friends I grew up with there.

I come from Bridgeport, Connecticut and have friends I grew up with there.