Operator, give me the number for 911!
Quote by Homer Simpson
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...
Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Trying is the first step to failure
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....
That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.
Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...
Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...
I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.