Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Beer Quotes, Food Quotes

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.