Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Beer Quotes, Food Quotes

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Trying is the first step to failure

Trying is the first step to failure

No true Witches today practice human sacrafice, torture, or any form of ritual murder. Anyone...

No true Witches today practice human sacrafice, torture, or any form of ritual murder. Anyone...

Too many activists have convinced themselves that they have a monopoly on truth. A little...

Too many activists have convinced themselves that they have a monopoly on truth. A little...