Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Beer Quotes, Food Quotes

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!