Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Beer Quotes, Food Quotes

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...