Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
Quote by Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson Quotes
The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...
I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...
That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Genius is never understood in its own time.
It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.