It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
Quote by Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson Quotes
Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
A real job is a job you hate.
The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...
I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...
I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.
Imagination... its limits are only those of the mind itself.
Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste...