It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
Quote by Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson Quotes
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...
You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Genius is never understood in its own time.
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...
By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.