God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

Quote by Bill Watterson

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I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

It is only through raising expectations and striving for excellence that our children can reach...

It is only through raising expectations and striving for excellence that our children can reach...

I don't think that I want to meet any of the icons. I don't think...

I don't think that I want to meet any of the icons. I don't think...

You never find yourself until you face the truth

You never find yourself until you face the truth