God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
Quote by Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson Quotes
Reality continues to ruin my life.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...
The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...
The problem with people is that they're only human.
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...
Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...
I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...
I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...
A happy life is one spent in learning, earning, and yearning.
Life is a series of commas, not periods.