Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
Quote by Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson Quotes
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...
Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...
I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...
Many societies have educated their male children on the simple device of teaching them not...
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.