Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Quote by Bill Watterson

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A real job is a job you hate.

A real job is a job you hate.

I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...

I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...

Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...

The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...

The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

The problem with people is that they're only human.

The problem with people is that they're only human.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

But the mother's yearning, that completest type of the life in another life which is...

But the mother's yearning, that completest type of the life in another life which is...

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another...

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another...