Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Quote by Bill Watterson

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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...

I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...

Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...

Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

A real job is a job you hate.

A real job is a job you hate.

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...

Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...

Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.