I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
Quote by Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson Quotes
I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some...
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...
I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...
Reality continues to ruin my life.
The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...