Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Quote by Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson Quotes
Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...
Genius is never understood in its own time.
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...
The problem with people is that they're only human.
Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.
Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...
He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever...
Wishing you Christmas Happiness to warm your heart and home with special joy.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy...