Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Quote by Bill Watterson

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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...

The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

A real job is a job you hate.

A real job is a job you hate.