Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Quote by Bill Watterson

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If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

A real job is a job you hate.

A real job is a job you hate.

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...

Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...

Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why...

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.