That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...

The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...

The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...

Washington is the only city in the world where you can go to a black-tie...

Washington is the only city in the world where you can go to a black-tie...

...colleges being nothing but grooming schools for the middleclass non-identity which usually finds its perfect...

...colleges being nothing but grooming schools for the middleclass non-identity which usually finds its perfect...