I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

Quote by Bill Watterson

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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely...

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...

Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...

A real job is a job you hate.

A real job is a job you hate.

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the...

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...