I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
Quote by Bill Watterson
I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I...
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
A real job is a job you hate.
Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.
The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do...
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're...
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want...
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe...
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.